*****Texas vs. Iowa State*****

[texasdalton]

Can you fire a coach at the half?

 

[texbound]

“Well, you may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit.â€

These guys aren't f'ing terrible. These guys aren't half bad. They're still shitty.

 

[Juan]

When did the guitarist for Jane's Addiction check in at QB for ISU?

"Three Days" ago

 

[The Bry-Man81]

Working the slant today, I like it

 

[TeamMayhall]

ok ok ok, These refs have it out for us

 

[texasdalton]

Hats. For bats.

“Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.â€

 

[MikeV73]

Might be time to click over

to the Cubs. Remember when we all looked forward to football? Pathetic.

 

[Juan]

Iowa St is ranked 110th in team defense

 

[texbound]

Probably pass int against Texas

 

[Embrey]

Did the offense eat too many fried Twinkies last week?

+1 for State Fair humor!

 

[MikeV73]

Iowa St is ranked 110th in team defense

They probably just moved

up 20 spots in the last hour.

 

[Embrey]

Hager is leading the country in tackles for gains

 

[TeamMayhall]

Jacob Parks looks likes he should be a stunt double for Walking Dead

 

[Embrey]

Did he say that QB was playing on a church flag football team?

 

[MikeV73]

No flags? Awesome.

 

[TeamMayhall]

Gotta Score before Half

 

[texbound]

Now score!!!!!!

 

[Monsieur ATX]

Best field position all night right here on this drive

 

[drgilbert]

So special teams and defense have been pretty good tonight. Where the hell is our offense

 

[utb040713]

Did the offense eat too many fried Twinkies last week?

It's fried Oreos week at Pluckers, so that's another possibility.