Okay, for all this trouble, here is the sports movie you should watch!
Lagaan!
Lagaan (
Land Tax) is a 2001 Indian
epic sports drama film written and directed by
Ashutosh Gowariker.
Aamir Khan, who was also the producer, stars with
Gracy Singh in the lead roles; British actors
Rachel Shelley and
Paul Blackthorne play the supporting roles. Made on a then-unprecedented budget of

250 million (US$4.2 million), the film was shot in an ancient village near
Bhuj, India.
The film is set in the
Victorian period of India's colonial
British Raj. The story revolves around a small village whose inhabitants, oppressed by high taxes, find themselves in an extraordinary situation as an arrogant officer challenges them to a game of
cricket as a wager to avoid the taxes. The narrative spins around this situation as the villagers face the arduous task of learning the alien game and playing for a result that will change their village's destiny.
Lagaan received critical acclaim and awards at
international film festivals, as well as many
Indian film awards. It became the third
Indian film to be nominated for the
Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film after
Mother India (1957) and
Salaam Bombay! (1988). It was one of the biggest box office hits of 2001. In 2010, the film was ranked No. 55 in
Empire magazines "The 100 Best Films of World Cinema".
[4] In 2011, it was listed in
Time magazine's special "The All-TIME 25 Best Sports Movies".
Do NOT make fun of this post without watching these videos! Best Sports Musical
EVAH! And, a love story, too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNssYu4osJQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgxHQH6itcU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSze6zj4wKY
And, to show it really is a sports movie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RncC_noIBA
And, the movie is here among other places. I know that nobody is gonna watch it, but thanks for providing me a venue for having some fun. If perchance you do have the adventurous nature and the good taste to watch it, you are welcome ... now you know about the Holy Cow!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpabYYLkth8