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Saturday With Uncle Beevomav

beevomav

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Welcome boys and girls to another addition of SWUB.

Hold on while I bring you up to date with what in the hell is happening in the wide, wide, world of sports.

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Brazil Football Fans:

Most enthusiastic sports fans in the world. Also,the most bat shit crazy....

 

First a soccer referee kills a player. Now that crazy.

 

Then fans find out, stone the referee to death on the field. They then quarter and decapitate him. Bat shit crazy

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But being the kind hearted, and forgiving soul, I am ready to forgive and forget a select few.

 

So join me in helping this young lady earn the right to be back in a forgiving society.

 

and....

 

Viva La Brasil

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I try to stay away from politics but sometimes even I have to react. Can we all agree that Anthony Weiner and his wiener need to go away?

 

The guy was a congressman who sexted pictures of his wiener to women and then did the Tiger Woods sex addiction course. Someone forgot to tell this degenerate asshole that no one forgave Woods and we don't believe in sex addiction, since most of us are married and sex itself seems foreign

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Call me silly but when you have your golf interrupted by a gang of feral kangaroos, you might want to move.

 

Makes me think of that Australian favorite, Tie Me Kangaroo Down Mate

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Funny how some things start one way and end up another way...Take the famous Redskin Hogettes.

 

It started when a guy named Michael Torbet attended a Haloween party at his grandmothers retirement home dressed in her tea party finest. It was such a hit that his buddies said they should go to a local hospital to cheer up sick children. All were lifelong Redskin fans so they decided to attend a Redskin game, but added the pic snouts. The rest is history, and to date the group has raised more than a $100 million for national charities like Ronald McDonald House and the March of Dimes

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Last night the Texas Rangers, in their game against the Seattle Mariners, were victims of two missed calls. Starting next season that will change.

 

It's hard to believe, but Major League Baseball is going to expand instant replay. How does it work?

 

A manager gets one challenge in the first 6 innings. He gets another after the 6th. He can challenge safe or out calls, fair or foul ball calls, but not rule violations or balls and strikes.

 

MLB says they believe it will actually speed up the game by saving time arguing about a call that can be reviewed. It may save some players being thrown out too because they can now challenge a bad call.

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So until the next time.

 

!!!!! The End !!!!!

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Another classic SWUB. More Brazil, less Redskins (and of course less weiner)!

 
Beev, your stories need more endings like that. A LOT MORE.

Well done by the way.

 
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