Re-alignment for dummies

[beevomav]

I just read a tweet that said..."Boise to the Big East is still up in the air." Now I think, you have to be f##king kidding me?

I can only imagine the excitement on the faces of their fans at the thought of spending $25K a year traveling to the other side of the country?

This is the down side of realignment. Boise State is a top tier football program and if they can get hosed, anyone can get hosed. I guess their problem is two fold. No one wants to go to Boise and play against them and everyone hates that f##king blue field. I would have to wear 'Blue Blocker Glasses' to keep from getting sick.

I live in Dallas and SMU is going to join the Big East as well. I predict they will change their name from the Big East to "The Conference For All the f##king Schools That No One Wanted." Too long, OK, I will shorten it to "Big f##ked Up East." '

I really thing ATM jumped the gun. They would have been perfect for this conference. Plus I could see their new slogan. We're TAM and we are f##ked Up. Fits perfect on a t-shirt.

Now I know more about realignment that just about anyone because I read Tuxedo Yoda on Twitter. We get along great..btw..did you know there is a web site where you can translate regular talk into Yoda talk. Try this one. oh and TY Twitter link is @TuxedoYoda

First I go to Learn to Talk Like Yoda with the Yoda-Speak Generator Yoda Speak Generator..and type in....We're TAM and we are f##ked up...and Yoda replies.....As appealing as sucking a lemon your bitter speech makes you. Hmmmmmm...Seems Yoda don't do cussing so lets try again...

We're TAM and we are really messed up....convert to Yoda...Tam and we are really messed up, are we. Herh herh herh...now let me convert it to Beevomav Yoda talk...Tam and we are really f##ked, are we. Herh herh herh...

I love this site...now where was I. Oh, yea realignment is really really messed/f##ked up. Now you know what I know and that makes you as big of a dummy as me..

 

[bbdude]

Bahahaha! The Big East homers still think they are viable in the 4 team playoff. They feel if they can schedule tough non conference and play less conference games (and go undefeated) they have a playoff chance. The planets would have to be perfectly aligned and Star Wars Yoda would have to get laid by Princess Leah. The new acronym: B.E.D. "Big East is Dead."

And Tuxedo Yoda knows his shit. I would be surprised if he is banging a supermodel...

 

[TuxedoYoda]

Boise State is a top tier football program and if they can get hosed, anyone can get hosed.

Everyone says Boise's academics are on par with a traditional community college. I guess that hurts them.....

 

[bbdude]

I have heard the same thing. Boise has some good taters though....

 

[beevomav]

Karl says he likes taters...

 

[bbdude]

Karl says he likes taters...

With mustard and ketchup ummmm hummmm.

Check out Athlon's "Conference Football Realignment Draft - Part 1." College football conference realignment draft: Part 1 | AthlonSports.com

Look who the #1 draft pick would be. And what do you think about the top 5 picks?

 

[beevomav]

With mustard and ketchup ummmm hummmm.
Check out Athlon's "Conference Football Realignment Draft - Part 1." College football conference realignment draft: Part 1 | AthlonSports.com

Look who the #1 draft pick would be. And what do you think about the top 5 picks?

Horns are no surprise at number one..

My List:

Texas

Florida

Alabama

Ohio State

Michigan

No surprises..The big dogs are the big dogs.

 

[bbdude]

With money comes prestige and power....