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"I'm Not Changing for Any Body

Topstarr

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Jimmy Haslem the Owner of the Cleveland Browns wants Johnny Football to tone it down on the weekends. Johnny Football tells them all he is not changing for any body.

I guess Johnny wants Jimmy Haslem to tone it down?

Looks like things are coming to a head already with this marriage. Play some football.........Lets get started.

 
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Wait!  Whut?  You mean that paying him a gadzillion buckolas dudn't persuade him to adhere to the party line?  Huh! ... I don't unnerstand!... Go figure!

 
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I don't begrudge JFF for partying, but he's gotta be less conspicuous about it.  Looks to me like his "posse" didn't get the memo about their cellphones, FB, and Twitter.  That's on JFF, too.  He's an attention whore.

Having said that, I don't like him as a NFL quarterback.  He's small with no real pocket awareness.  Just like Coach Bedford said, "he plays backyard ball".

 
"Johnny died one night, died in his bed. Bottle of whiskey, sleeping tablets by his head.

Johnny's life passed him by like a warm summer day...if you listen to the wind, you can still hear him play"

From "Shooting Star" by Bad Co., off the "Straight Shooter" album of 1975. 

Shooting Star...lyrics seem appropriate for JFF.  I don't wish that end for him, though...maybe he will straighten up his life. 

I hope he does. 

 
Any questions why most of the league passed on JFF?
No questions in my mind about him being skipped at all. I'll be amazed if he lasts 5 years in the league, if it makes it that long.

 
He actually reminds me of the character from the crude "Little Johnny" jokes.  

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said his dad. "Okay then...good night" said Little Jonny as he went off to bed.

In the middleof the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep or not. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and said aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"

 
He actually reminds me of the character from the crude "Little Johnny" jokes.  

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said his dad. "Okay then...good night" said Little Jonny as he went off to bed.

In the middleof the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep or not. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and said aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!"
Now that is what I call a writing and I fully understand the meaning of this reading and we are on to something.   :o

 
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