Here's your sign.

[joeywa]

Check in at the doctor's office this morning for my appt. receptionist says "That'll be $20 for your co-pay." I hand her my company issued Benefits MasterCard, with my name printed across the front of it, (only can be used for prescriptions or medical visits.)

She looks at the name on the card "Mr Joeywa Longhorn" flips the card and sees it isn't signed by anyone, and asks for my ID.

Really?

Like someone is going to waltz into my doctor's office, check in for an appt under my name, and use my Benny Card, and it's not going to be me?

SMDH. Are you effing kidding me?

The common sense level of some people is truly mind "bottling."

 

[Lukus Alderman]

Hold on...your name is Mr Joeywa Longhorn?

Mind=Blown.

 

[Chitownhorn]

Can't fix stupid.

 

[streettopeschel]

follow the rules and sign your card. Problem solved. 😎

 

[joeywa]

follow the rules and sign your card. Problem solved. 😎

I thought the Rules were you had to post a pic of a wife/GF if you referenced her in a post.

 

[streettopeschel]

I thought the Rules were you had to post a pic of a wife/GF if you referenced her in a post.

that's TOS. This IS nam

 

[Bewarre]

Went to Whataburger to buy breakfast for the office.  Just me and one other dude in the place.

Place my order for 50 BOB's and the guy asks is this for here or to go????

I smile and say I'm hungry but doubt I can eat 50 of those bad boys.  we both had to laugh at that one.

 

[Lukus Alderman]

Went to Whataburger to buy breakfast for the office. Just me and one other dude in the place.

Place my order for 50 BOB's and the guy asks is this for here or to go????

I smile and say I'm hungry but doubt I can eat 50 of those bad boys. we both had to laugh at that one.

That's hilarious.

 

[Duke C #11]

I got a recall notice from Ford recently, telling me about a floor mat recall. It explained how to check to see if my floor mats were included in the recall and told me to call my dealership to exchange my mats. I looked and confirmed that my mats were in the recall. I then called Maxwell Ford. The guy told me that the soonest I could come in was Labor Day. Then he asked if I'd be dropping my car off or waiting. Seriously?

 

[armadillo slim]

headline on National Geographic blog.

"Strongest Evidence Yet that Pygmies Short Stature is Genetic"

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/08/140818-pygmy-phenotype-africa-short-dna-genetics-science/

man, its hard to sneak one past those guys

 

[doc longhorn]

Flew up to a yankee state one time - asked for grits at the hotel cafe the next morning.  Waiter said "What is that?".

sigh!

 

[joeywa]

Flew up to a yankee state one time - asked for grits at the hotel cafe the next morning.  Waiter said "What is that?".

sigh!

Yeah, I've just quit asking up here for grits or queso.  They look at you like you have three heads. 

 

[Duke C #11]

An old friend who hails from the booming metropolis of Henly, Texas was on a six month high tech installation job at Fairchild in Portland, ME. On night he was bored, so he looked in all the drawers in his hotel room. He saw a room service menu. He saw nachos listed, so he ordered it.  Room Service delivered a tray of Doritos covered with lukewarm Velveeta. He asked where the jalapenos were and the guy just gave him a blank stare. 

 

[lakeman74]

Duke, that one reminded me of a business trip I had to Corpus Christi a few years ago...  My pal Mike and I were there for work, went to grab some dinner and then hit Cassidy's Irish Pub on North Water Street.  We stayed WAY too long and walked (staggered) back to the Omni Hotel.  It was roughly 3:00 am and we were extremely hungry.  We placed a monstrous room service order back at the Omni, one that could have fed 10 people easily, and then we were awakened by the phone ringing.  After answering it, the hotel representative said "we've been knocking at your door for 30 minutes.  We have your room service order.  Is everything ok?"

We let the gentleman delivering the order in, signed for it and then ate maybe 3 bites of food before passing out and sleeping past our meetings the next day.  We woke up to a plate of uneaten nachos, 2 burgers with fries still in the serving case and 4 Miller Lites that were warm.  The only thing that was eaten were 3 pieces of a gargantuan quesadilla.  The kicker of it all is Mike drank all the beers warm and ate one of the burgers for lunch.  Disgusting.