Crossfire

[Randolph Duke]

HAH! I've got a nice bottle of Skol vodka with your name on it! What's been happening man?

Been working on the constitutional amendment to separate UT from aggy. Kay Bailey doesn't want to touch the subject. I reached out to the dean of thecaggy law school asking why aggy has never made it happen. Lol. He hasn't responded. I have a call in to Ralph Haurwitz at the Statesman to see if he wants to ask various legislators where they stand on the matter. In short, doing my thing and having my version of fun.

 

[North Texas Golfer]

Mark,

I talked to one of them last week after they walked out of the Texas locker room following our victory over WVU.  

He said he had goose bumps on his arms due to the electricity in the locker room.

He also said the recruits that were in the locker room were high fiving each other  and jumping in the air with the rest of the team.

That's pretty much what I was hearing from my sources as well. Said the players even lifted C. Strong up in the air and "surfed" him around. That must have been something. Wonder if anyone has any video of that. Said that he had never heard of recruits getting that excited when they visited other schools. There was even one recruit who said that Texas was his dream school, even thought he is currently committed to another school.

Almost forgot about the latest update about Kent Perkins. He still may or may not play against Okie State.

 

[Randolph Duke]

You want the strap on type or the vibrating type?

Lol. I need to talk to you about a crabapple tree for a friend. I also need some winter color and a couple hundred daffodil bulbs for the crabapple friend.

And strap on. Extra small.

 

[Aaron Carrara]

Been working on the constitutional amendment to separate UT from aggy. Kay Bailey doesn't want to touch the subject. I reached out to the dean of thecaggy law school asking why aggy has never made it happen. Lol. He hasn't responded. I have a call in to Ralph Haurwitz at the Statesman to see if he wants to ask various legislators where they stand on the matter. In short, doing my thing and having my version of fun.

I would expect nothing less from you!

 

[Randolph Duke]

I would expect nothing less from you!

Lol. If nothing else, I am predictable. You doing OK?

 

[Aaron Carrara]

Lol. If nothing else, I am predictable. You doing OK?

I'm hanging in there, man.  By a thread or two!

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Lol. I need to talk to you about a crabapple tree for a friend. I also need some winter color and a couple hundred daffodil bulbs for the crabapple friend.

And strap on. Extra small.

Yea, I've had hundreds of flats of pansies passing through my place (on their way out) for the past three weeks. Just let me know how many you need.

Ditto on the crabapple tree and daffodils. Are you sure they weren't wanting tulip bulbs instead? That's what we normally plant this time of year.

 

[Donald Boyles]

It's how we initiate new members. You sit here in a thread and all of us starting hurling bizarre and irrelevant questions at you - some of them even having verbs in them - until your head begins to spin.

You make it through an hour of that, you're officially on the secret email newsletter list and get a night at Chuy's with TaylorDucks.

Wait... How did I miss out on all of this stuff...

 

[HornEsch]

I like this thread. I don't know why, but I do!

 

[lakeman74]

Thoughts of a strap on make me clinch my butt cheeks.  #NORTON  #EDDIEMURPHYRAW

 

[Randolph Duke]

Yea, I've had hundreds of flats of pansies passing through my place (on their way out) for the past three weeks. Just let me know how many you need.

Ditto on the crabapple tree and daffodils. Are you sure they weren't wanting tulip bulbs instead? That's what we normally plant this time of year.

I will talk to you about it tomorrow. I was thinking of inviting a few dozen friends over to your place to watch the game and drink your booze tomorrow. I told everyone to show up around 3. If you could ice down a few kegs and maybe a nice spread of food, that would be great. I was thinking Canadian food. Maybe a nice haggis in case McPhaul shows up.

 

[Lord Vader]

Doing ok. Dad left us last month and its been rough on my daughter but we are here..just trying to stay warm.

 

[Randolph Duke]

Doing ok. Dad left us last month and its been rough on my daughter but we are here..just trying to stay warm.

Sorry for your loss. I hope she keeps him in her thoughts for a long time. Stay warm. I'm looking forward to your thoughts of what the 2015 signing class will look like. Feel free to share your thoughts.

 

[UTK66]

I see you still have that little mans syndrome working for you.

Everything works for me. Everything.

Always has, always will.

 

[pringlelake]

Damned you Duke.....mentioning the haggis. Now I got a craving for it.

(Haggis is a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck (heart, liver and lungs); minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally encased in the animal's stomach and simmered for approximately three hours).

 

[Randolph Duke]

Damned you Duke.....mentioning the haggis. Now I got a craving for it.

(Haggis is a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck (heart, liver and lungs); minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally encased in the animal's stomach and simmered for approximately three hours).

Nothing quite says "football" like minced offals mixed with suet, oatmeal and spices, simmered in a sheep's stomach. I'm hoping SHA either serves Canadian or Ukrainian food with haggis if we win and get bowl eligible.

 

[Shevis Irons]

Looks like I'm late to the party. Light out. McPhaul passed out in the bathroom. Aaron gone to get more memory for the servers. Joeywa off to catch some meaningless high school game in a blizzard. SHA off on his Squatch hunt. Duke being chased down the hill by a bunch of guys dressed like ice cream vendors with their manhood stuck in a Mason Jar. Lakeman left with the hot girl pring brought... But lost.

So it's just me and Monarch.

Help.

 

[Randolph Duke]

Looks like I'm late to the party. Light out. McPhaul passed out in the bathroom. Aaron gone to get more memory for the servers. Joeywa off to catch some meaningless high school game in a blizzard. SHA off on his Squatch hunt. Duke being chased down the hill by a bunch of guys dressed like ice cream vendors with their manhood stuck in a Mason Jar. Lakeman left with the hot girl pring brought... But lost.

So it's just me and Monarch.

Help.

Tell Eric my dog says he is waiting for next year's OU game visitors. He wants more Franklin BBQ.

 

[Sirhornsalot]

Nothing quite says "football" like minced offals mixed with suet, oatmeal and spices, simmered in a sheep's stomach. I'm hoping SHA either serves Canadian or Ukrainian food with haggis if we win and get bowl eligible.

We will be employing the ancient method of a key hole oven and will wrap the sacrificed sheep in burlap before we bury it alongside the oven for the 4-hr cooking. We'll throw all that spice stuff you mentioned in there along with some Copenhagen crumbs and call it a feast.

For drinks, we've got some 'shine and home-brew, whichever you prefer.

We shall conquer my neighbors castles and their dogs and shall hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[UTK66]

That's pretty much what I was hearing from my sources as well. Said the players even lifted C. Strong up in the air and "surfed" him around. That must have been something. Wonder if anyone has any video of that. Said that he had never heard of recruits getting that excited when they visited other schools. There was even one recruit who said that Texas was his dream school, even thought he is currently committed to another school.

Almost forgot about the latest update about Kent Perkins. He still may or may not play against Okie State.

You have a bright future as an insider. I can see it coming. Big things lie ahead for you. Maybe you can call it campfire or something similar. I think it'd do well. Keep up the good work.