A rant like this gets you a gig at Aggy

[lakeman74]

Dave Christensen had coordinator stints at some of the lesser name schools in Division1 football and had a decent stretch of years at Missouri as the offensive coordinator. He was head coach at Wyoming and did a crappy job, amassing a 25-37 record with the Cowboys.

I am watching this Aggy Season Preview on FOX Sports and thinking to myself how fitting it is Aggy landed Christensen. Grade A douche. Ever since I saw this video I have always despised him for being a rambunctious pompous ass. Perfect fit in Agville.

 

[Aaron Carrara]

He's a Gary Pinkel disciple and came over with Pinkel from Toledo to Missouri.  Did some good work with the Mizzou offense but agreed - his time at Wyoming was less than stellar.  Then again, how do you go to Wyoming and win?

I remember the rant well.  Wyoming reprimanded him afterward and he was forced to apologize to the Air Force coach.

 

[streettopeschel]

Watching the aggy season preview?

 

[utisdabomb12]

He's a Gary Pinkel disciple and came over with Pinkel from Toledo to Missouri.  Did some good work with the Mizzou offense but agreed - his time at Wyoming was less than stellar.  Then again, how do you go to Wyoming and win?

I remember the rant well.  Wyoming reprimanded him afterward and he was forced to apologize to the Air Force coach.

He was apparently a big problem at Utah too. 

 

[primal defense]

Watching the aggy season preview?

 

[tejasrulz]

Watching the aggy season preview.

Here are the cliff notes: We be the best cause we in the $ec! We be the 2016 NC! Sips only beat us cause they cheat! Johhny Football be better than Vince! Fight farmers, fight! WHOOP!

I think that sums it up or did I miss something?

 

[Sirhornsalot]

He's a Gary Pinkel disciple and came over with Pinkel from Toledo to Missouri.  Did some good work with the Mizzou offense but agreed - his time at Wyoming was less than stellar.  Then again, how do you go to Wyoming and win?

I remember the rant well.  Wyoming reprimanded him afterward and he was forced to apologize to the Air Force coach.

We hired Fred Akers away from Wyoming because he did so well there.

 

[J.B. TexasEx]

Dave Christensen had coordinator stints at some of the lesser name schools in Division1 football and had a decent stretch of years at Missouri as the offensive coordinator. He was head coach at Wyoming and did a crappy job, amassing a 25-37 record with the Cowboys.

I am watching this Aggy Season Preview on FOX Sports and thinking to myself how fitting it is Aggy landed Christensen. Grade A douche. Ever since I saw this video I have always despised him for being a rambunctious pompous ass. Perfect fit in Agville.

That's just the type of red-ass fire aggy needs to reawaken the sleeping giant after 76 years!

Whoooooooop!

 

[doc longhorn]

Yep, a recruits parents will love having him in their homes.  All they need to see is this tape.

He is a natural fit for the SEC, however.  How did aggy steal him from Bielema?

 

[streettopeschel]

Whatever. Half of Longhorn fans got erections when Muschamp would lose his shit. Fine line between intensity and out of control.

 

[tejasrulz]

Whatever. Half of Longhorn fans got erections when Muschamp would lose his shit. Fine line between intensity and out of control.

Yes we did but I don't recall Muschamp doing anything like I saw/heard in the above video. If he did, that would have been wrong too.

Dave Christensen just didn't cross the line, he erased it!

 

[doc longhorn]

Whatever. Half of Longhorn fans got erections when Muschamp would lose his shit. Fine line between intensity and out of control.

I thought Muschamp was a raving maniac.  Particularly when he was at Florida.

I mean, really.  His sideline anger approached and maybe surpassed insanity.

 

[Bear19]

I thought Muschamp was a raving maniac. Particularly when he was at Florida.

I mean, really. His sideline anger approached and maybe surpassed insanity.

I do not recall his raving at opposing coaches. Particularly after the game was over.

Doesn't really matter.

 

[Bear19]

dp

 

[Agmaniacmike]

Christensen is batshit crazy and socially abrasive, but he is a damn good coach. 

 

[Bear19]

"but he is a damn good coach."

I don't see anything in his head coaching record to indicate this. And his assistant coaching record is very spotty.

 

[java]

I work with 16-18 year old boys and girls every day.  I believe that observing parents and coaches behave like this influences them in ways that most people can't imagine.  They drop the F-bomb without meaning to, in situations that become awkward for them.  They simply don't know what is and isn't socially acceptable behavior.  They don't know what it is to live with limitations or consequences.

Christensen is not a good example for young men.  He makes good money and behaves badly.  That sets a bad example

It looks to me like A&M finally has what they have always wanted.  They are the anti-Texas.  Congratulations, Ags.

Hook 'em!

 

[doc longhorn]

Christensen is batshit crazy and socially abrasive, but he is a damn good coach. 

Pretty weak, Mike.  A psychopath may be bat shit crazy, but because he is a master plumber doesn't make him acceptable.

Outbursts, like he exhibited, illustrates how emotionally unstable he is.   He has the emotional maturity of a five year old and that is dangerous in a grown man.  I hope he isn't married or has kids.  This cat is scary.

 

[tejasrulz]

Pretty weak, Mike.

He can't help it. aggy gonna aggy, it's just what they do.