Report Who is your "I'm pissed. ..I'm stunned. ..it's _________" hire in The Burnt Orange Board Posted December 26, 2013 Randolph Duke. I hear he is an ass and he knows next to nothing about college football. huge fan of Trading Places. ...which is based on 2 books. . .Prince and the Pauper (duh) but also the Wheat Harvest. .about a firm trying to corner the wheat market. ..even includes the toilet scene where he overhears the "plot". . .