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His name was Bubba, he was from Texas ... And he needed a loan, So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.   He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris fo

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Strange laws or ordinances:

 

In Kingsville, TX, it is illegal for two pigs to have sex on airport property.

In Philadelphia, it is illegal for English Sparrows to use public birdbaths.

In Boston, every adult male is required to bring a bucket of water to any fire within the city limits.

In Illinois, it is illegal to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.

In Oregon, it is illegal for a husband to curse or talk dirty during sex.

In Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

In Utah, it is illegal to have sex with an animal unless it is for profit.

In Austin, it is illegal to have wire cutters in your pocket.

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Strange laws or ordinances:

 

In Kingsville, TX, it is illegal for two pigs to have sex on airport property.

In Philadelphia, it is illegal for English Sparrows to use public birdbaths.

In Boston, every adult male is required to bring a bucket of water to any fire within the city limits.

In Illinois, it is illegal to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to fire a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.

In Oregon, it is illegal for a husband to curse or talk dirty during sex.

In Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

In Utah, it is illegal to have sex with an animal unless it is for profit.

In Austin, it is illegal to have wire cutters in your pocket.

 

Big reason why we moved to Washington instead of Oregon.

 

The Wisconsin one has me laughing!

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Big reason why we moved to Washington instead of Oregon.

 

The Wisconsin one has me laughing!

 

You've heard the old but golden joke?

 

Forgive me for this, ladies.

 

Farmer goes to doctor and tells him he just got married, but he has been unable to bring his new wife to orgasm and he needs some medical advice.

 

Doctor said there is new evidence that, during sex, a shock would bring his partner to the desired effect.  Doc says try it and farmer agrees to do so.

 

A week later the farmer rushes into the docs office screaming he needs help real bad.  Doc say "Slow down, man, what happened?"

 

Farmer says he tried the doc's advice about 30 minutes ago, by firing a shotgun out his bedroom window.  Doc say and what happened then?

 

Farmer say "Well, she pooped on the bed, bit off my penis and I killed the best cow I ever had - can you help me?"

 

 

Sorry, girls.  :P

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His name was Bubba, he was from Texas ... And he needed a loan, So...

He walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.

 

He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000, and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

 

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.  The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

 

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the Texas for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.

 

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of 23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.  While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a distinguished alumni from the University of Texas, a highly sophisticated investor and multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

 

The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"

 

His name was BUBBA.... Keep an eye on those Texas boys!

 

Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid !!!

 

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