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Okay!  So I discovered Funny or Die.  Sorry if their are any duplications.  I am reminded of an old family friend of ours who was quite funny when he would first discover something like Costco or Lowes.  He would describe his experience in those places as if no one else ever in the world had ever experienced them before, other than hisownself.  "You see!  It's like a hardware store, except it has gardening stuff, and household appliances, and flooring and carpeting, and hot water heaters, and it is all in one place.  It is like nothing else you have ever seen!"  The funny thing is that he is one of these electronics specialist engineer ex Green Berets who gets shipped off to all of these places that that do not even exist supposedly, for weeks at a time, and he cannot tell you about them when he comes back ... look!  It is not my fault that it is the Silly Season!

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Did you not see the attached photo?  Was the photo not attached?

 

Actually, yes I did.  In fact, my comment was a joke based on the photo.  I think that the image had four lines - two parrallel lines and two crossing lines, ie- the reference to "Minimalism".  Bad joke, I guess, huh?  I guess my mistake was that I did not add a "winky smiley".  I hate when that happens!  ;)

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LOLZ....Sorry! My bad.

 

But on a sphere, every intersecting line will meet over and over again. :)

 

You are assuming that we live on a sphere.  Some renegade physicists propose that we live in a universe that is a computer projection.  If, in fact, that computer projection is a matrix, for all practical purposes it is a three dimensional grid, which is right angled, so that the lines will, in effect never cross.  But ... wait, wait ... if the matrix is in fact, organic, it could actually be flexible ... so that the matrix grid could in fact be flexible, so that ... but, wait! ... the actual physical matrix that the computer matrix would be describing would not necessarily have to adhere to the actual physical matrix of the computer memory within which our reality resides ... Oh My God!  I certainly hope that you fully understand why I continue to have such headaches! ...  ;)  Please notice the appropriate use of the winky smiley.

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You are assuming that we live on a sphere. Some renegade physicists propose that we live in a universe that is a computer projection. If, in fact, that computer projection is a matrix, for all practical purposes it is a three dimensional grid, which is right angled, so that the lines will, in effect never cross. But ... wait, wait ... if the matrix is in fact, organic, it could actually be flexible ... so that the matrix grid could in fact be flexible, so that ... but, wait! ... the actual physical matrix that the computer matrix would be describing would not necessarily have to adhere to the actual physical matrix of the computer memory within which our reality resides ... Oh My God! I certainly hope that you fully understand why I continue to have such headaches! ... ;) Please notice the appropriate use of the winky smiley.

Bro, I was like WUT? Wish I was good at science.

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The seven worst scenes of all time!

 

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/08ee8cb4ca/the-worst-line-readings-of-all-time?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=zergnet_130439

 

I especially like the first one where Hercules, looks around and sez, " Wait a minute ... this isn't my world!!!"

 

Haven't we all felt that way at one time or the other?

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