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I'm going to share a story with you...  I used to run a lot.  Every time I did, especially during the summers, in the hot sun, the lizards would dart out from the crevices and they would run parallel with me and the sidewalk.  I avoided them every outing, many times, having to shuffle my running steps so that I didn't ultimately step on them.  They would ultimately scatter back into the dirt off the sidewalk and disappear.  If you are a runner you can totally identify what I am referencing.  Then one day, on a long run, I ended up stepping on one that wouldn't get out of my way. I didn't feel bad because I was sick and tired of the lizards forcing me to deviate from my path.  After all, I always changed my path based on their direction.

I thought about this in relation to the Texas - TCU game. 

Every now and then, you have to crush a little piece of shit that you've been nice to.

I fully expect the Longhorns to beat some ass tomorrow. 

And oh Gary Patterson...  you have self-esteem issues.....  Get your shit together.

Sincerely,

Every.DAMN.Texas Fan

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2 hours ago, lakeman74 said:

I'm going to share a story with you...  I used to run a lot.  Every time I did, especially during the summers, in the hot sun, the lizards would dart out from the crevices and they would run parallel with me and the sidewalk.  I avoided them every outing, many times, having to shuffle my running steps so that I didn't ultimately step on them.  They would ultimately scatter back into the dirt off the sidewalk and disappear.  If you are a runner you can totally identify what I am referencing.  Then one day, on a long run, I ended up stepping on one that wouldn't get out of my way. I didn't feel bad because I was sick and tired of the lizards forcing me to deviate from my path.  After all, I always changed my path based on their direction.

I thought about this in relation to the Texas - TCU game. 

Every now and then, you have to crush a little piece of shit that you've been nice to.

I fully expect the Longhorns to beat some ass tomorrow. 

And oh Gary Patterson...  you have self-esteem issues.....  Get your shit together.

Sincerely,

Every.DAMN.Texas Fan

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