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Just wanted to give you guys a heads up that I will be away from the board this week since this Friday I'm taking the plunge and getting married to my lovely fiancé.

 

Aaron, Harrison, and Will will be around in the meantime if you guys have questions or need assistance with anything pertaining to the site.

 

Any suggestions for wedding jitters will be greatly appreciated as anxiety is running at an all time high for me lol. Thanks in advance, guys!

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All you have to do is find a copy of "White Men Cant Jump" and memorize the part where Weslie Snipes keeps telling Woody....."listen to the woman"....If you can get that part down, you will be way ahead of the game.

 

Also, remember Dante's Inferno.....Abandon all Hope ye who enter here......Not that marriage is bad...it is great...you will never be happier, but that line from Dante should be amended and said at the alter.....Abandon all Hope of ever being right. 

 

You will be fine....congratulations.

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Congrats Daniel. I've been married for 22 years and I live by one code "a happy wife equals a happy life".

 

As far as jitters go, I got no advice for you. I was so nervous that I don't remember a thing about the ceremony. Although, I saw on the video that I ran past my bride as she was walking down the aisle. I was told I went and threw up. Don't remember a thing about it.

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Congrats!

 

Just remember these simple rules:

 

1) Happy wife, happy life

2) She is always right, always

3) If you ask her "Can I do this?" and she says "I don't care", trust me,, she does!'

4) Always kiss her goodnight

5) If you have kids, show them the proper way to treat a woman

 

Do those simple things and you will have a pretty good life.

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Now hurry hurry, go on to the altar

I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya

Keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart

Aye, keep your heart 3 stacks, keep your heart

Man, these girls is smart, 3 stacks, these girls is smart

Play your part

Play your part"

-Pimp C (International Players Anthem)

This song is on our wedding playlist FYI.

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Congrats Daniel. I've been married for 22 years and I live by one code "a happy wife equals a happy life".

 

As far as jitters go, I got no advice for you. I was so nervous that I don't remember a thing about the ceremony. Although, I saw on the video that I ran past my bride as she was walking down the aisle. I was told I went and threw up. Don't remember a thing about it.

I need the entire story now. How do you not remember anything??

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