Being a private person, I am reluctant to share much information about myself.
I married my girlfriend, Ann, at the insistence of her father, Colonel Onnymous. She was distant at times, almost like she wasn't even there, but quite lovely. She left me when I got the internet.
I do not do social media, but enjoy reading about those who have been hacked. The location services for my cell phone have all been disabled; I have punctured the camera lens with an ice pick; and ripped the wiring from the mic.
I am a 19_ _ graduate of the world's greatest institution of higher learning, the University of Texas, with a BA in BS.
I am a strong Charlie Strong supporter and can't wait for him to transform this program from entitled to enraged.