beevomav
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I have been behind on SWUB, but here is my latest...
It's as good a place to start as any?
National pass time my ass. A national rush to make this sport relevant is closer to the truth. It's just another boring f##king game that no one gives one shit about but is crammed down my viewing throat.
Baseball is such a dying sport that their playoffs have been sent to basic cable. That's right, the great game, is on a channel that devotes it's usual prime time to Matlock reruns? Somehow that seems appropriate.
I hate that the greatest show in the history of television is gone.
I hate that Glee, Dancing with the Stars, Survivor, Fox News(Gotcha), and all the other mindless bullshit remains.
Breaking Bad's final episode drew over 12 million viewers, and that's on basic cable?
My question. Why the F@#K is it gone? Oh, I heard the show's creator act like it was time and the show had run it's course. What the F@#K is Vince What-ever-the-F@#K-his-last-name-is, smoking. Great shows come and go but most leave because of diminishing ratings. Not BB, it was on top of the ratings world, so by this dipshits judgement, it had to die? F@#K him and I hate his sorry ass.
Moving on.... I hate STUPID!
Stupid has become a religion. We dumb down our our news, sports and nearly every thing in our lives.
There was a time when you could go to a movie, watch a scene with a joke and get it. Now, because of stupid people, they have to tell the joke and then explain it.
You watch television and a guy jumps off a
30 story building into a bucket of water, and they have to post a "Don't try this at home," note, because of stupid f##ks who might try to do the same thing. I for one would be happier to let the stupid f##ks jump!
I hate that if there is a question that won't make you one f##king dime, I usually know the answer.
and...I am not alone.
Our heads are filled with shit that needs to be forgotten, and shit we need to remember, we forget.
I have, on occasion, completed a crosswords puzzle in one attempt...Yet...I had to quit using checks because I could never remember to write down checks I wrote?
When you have a mind cluttered with bullshit that doesn't matter, the stuff that does matter just blends in and is gone. So much of our brains are just wastelands where shit goes to die.
I hate that we have our priorities F@#K up....
I hate when people thinks holidays and family are more important than my football.
People live with their families and it's a better than 50-50 chance they eat with them as well, so why is this Thursday so f##king special?
Thanksgiving is the true celebration of the time when white people ruled the world, and Indians were there to serve us dinner. Over the years, it has become FOOTBAL. Time to move on.
I hate this mother f##ker, and mother f##kers like him.
There is this quote:
The constant need to say something. A commentator feels he is not doing his job if he allows even a moment of silence to pass. Hence I once heard a radio commentator say, “Mohammed Amir is running in and his shadow is running in with him.â€
I recently read a piece by Brandall Chamblee. He was giving his end of year grades to PGA golfers. When he got to Tiger Woods, he gave him and F because he implied Tiger played loose with the rules. He went to to tell the story of when he was in the Brandall Was in the fourth grade and his teacher caught him cheating?
WTF? So now Tiger cheats because you cheated when you were 10? This bullshit drives me crazy and he should be castrated on live television. F@#K him, F@#K Skippy- Aikman sometimes suck dicks- Bayless, and F@#K all the other blowhards who think the sport I am watching is about them!
Finally, I hate endings.
So much so that today I give you two fine endings.
Don't you hate it?
I have been behind on SWUB, but here is my latest...
It's as good a place to start as any?
National pass time my ass. A national rush to make this sport relevant is closer to the truth. It's just another boring f##king game that no one gives one shit about but is crammed down my viewing throat.
Baseball is such a dying sport that their playoffs have been sent to basic cable. That's right, the great game, is on a channel that devotes it's usual prime time to Matlock reruns? Somehow that seems appropriate.
I hate that the greatest show in the history of television is gone.
I hate that Glee, Dancing with the Stars, Survivor, Fox News(Gotcha), and all the other mindless bullshit remains.
Breaking Bad's final episode drew over 12 million viewers, and that's on basic cable?
My question. Why the F@#K is it gone? Oh, I heard the show's creator act like it was time and the show had run it's course. What the F@#K is Vince What-ever-the-F@#K-his-last-name-is, smoking. Great shows come and go but most leave because of diminishing ratings. Not BB, it was on top of the ratings world, so by this dipshits judgement, it had to die? F@#K him and I hate his sorry ass.
Moving on.... I hate STUPID!
Stupid has become a religion. We dumb down our our news, sports and nearly every thing in our lives.
There was a time when you could go to a movie, watch a scene with a joke and get it. Now, because of stupid people, they have to tell the joke and then explain it.
You watch television and a guy jumps off a
30 story building into a bucket of water, and they have to post a "Don't try this at home," note, because of stupid f##ks who might try to do the same thing. I for one would be happier to let the stupid f##ks jump!
I hate that if there is a question that won't make you one f##king dime, I usually know the answer.
and...I am not alone.
Our heads are filled with shit that needs to be forgotten, and shit we need to remember, we forget.
I have, on occasion, completed a crosswords puzzle in one attempt...Yet...I had to quit using checks because I could never remember to write down checks I wrote?
When you have a mind cluttered with bullshit that doesn't matter, the stuff that does matter just blends in and is gone. So much of our brains are just wastelands where shit goes to die.
I hate that we have our priorities F@#K up....
I hate when people thinks holidays and family are more important than my football.
People live with their families and it's a better than 50-50 chance they eat with them as well, so why is this Thursday so f##king special?
Thanksgiving is the true celebration of the time when white people ruled the world, and Indians were there to serve us dinner. Over the years, it has become FOOTBAL. Time to move on.
I hate this mother f##ker, and mother f##kers like him.
There is this quote:
The constant need to say something. A commentator feels he is not doing his job if he allows even a moment of silence to pass. Hence I once heard a radio commentator say, “Mohammed Amir is running in and his shadow is running in with him.â€
I recently read a piece by Brandall Chamblee. He was giving his end of year grades to PGA golfers. When he got to Tiger Woods, he gave him and F because he implied Tiger played loose with the rules. He went to to tell the story of when he was in the Brandall Was in the fourth grade and his teacher caught him cheating?
WTF? So now Tiger cheats because you cheated when you were 10? This bullshit drives me crazy and he should be castrated on live television. F@#K him, F@#K Skippy- Aikman sometimes suck dicks- Bayless, and F@#K all the other blowhards who think the sport I am watching is about them!
Finally, I hate endings.
So much so that today I give you two fine endings.
Don't you hate it?
