Saturday With Uncle Beevomav

[beevomav]

Things That Piss Me Off

Why don't my drinking buddies look like this. I had a great time last night with BigJ, DeepThroatD, my other buddy that once won a shit pot full of money on "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" Even GaTechBob was there, and insisted on farting the whole time.

 

It's not a reflection on them, because they will say the same thing about me. In reality we would throw any of this bunch out of the life boat to be near this hottie.

 

Plus Miller Lite has a new bottle design. I have no idea what is the purpose of the new bottle? Another of life's mysteries that I will wonder about?

Please tell me why these are $7 a pound? I can eat 5-6 pounds and not be full. That's over $40 for maybe 8 ounces of meat.

 

Just got an invite to a party and the billing was $5 a pound mud bugs. Oh great now it will only cost me $30 to not get full. Worse, they are having a DJ. Now I get to hate something else. They never play anything I like

Your credit score should be like a batting average. Seems they want a 700 score and above to buy anything. That damn well is too high.

 

Drop it to 450, now. That would put a major league hitter in the Hall of Fame. It should be enough to buy a frigging car?

 

Plus your score is based on an idiotic criteria. Like having the ability and wanting to repay a loan. That sucks!

Why don't I know anyone who can do this?

 

First place in "America's got talent," and it not even close.

Food Trucks!

 

Seriously, why do people rave about having to drive somewhere to find one of these f##king trucks, and then over pay for mediocre food?

 

My generation had food trucks, but we knew they were ptomaine wagons and gut trucks. This new generation is beyond hope.

Look closely..Go ahead, take your time. Notice the blemish on her right boob?

 

........... Disgusting ...................

People who say..."Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." F@#K That!!!

 

What good is a nice piece of cake if you can't eat it?

 

Should I eat their piece of cake instead?

 

[bbdude]

HAHAHA! Easily one of the finest SWUB's I have read in some time. I haven't seen the Miller Lite redesign - I thought the vortex bottle was cool! HEB in Pearland, TX today was selling crawfish for 4.99/lb. NO potatoes or corn included, meaning I would have spent 40 bucks just to get full (I feel your pain BM). I like to eat crawfish when I am drinking beer with a purpose. Nice little bucket of crawfish to tide me over while I sip - until I hit Jack in the Box at 2:00 am full of beer. Lastly, those tatas up above are peeeerrrrrfect. NO blemish in the eyes of man.

 

[beevomav]

HAHAHA! Easily one of the finest SWUB's I have read in some time. I haven't seen the Miller Lite redesign - I thought the vortex bottle was cool! HEB in Pearland, TX today was selling crawfish for 4.99/lb. NO potatoes or corn included, meaning I would have spent 40 bucks just to get full (I feel your pain BM). I like to eat crawfish when I am drinking beer with a purpose. Nice little bucket of crawfish to tide me over while I sip - until I hit Jack in the Box at 2:00 am full of beer. Lastly, those tatas up above are peeeerrrrrfect. NO blemish in the eyes of man.

OK..I'll bite WTF is a vortex bottle?

 

[beevomav]

Public announcement:

I have lost my cell phone .. Shoot me an IM if you have seen it? Thanks BM

 

[bbdude]

Vortex -

 

[beevomav]

Kids..advertising has convinced them the bottle will get them drunker quicker..