Las Vegas Vacation help???

[texasdobbs]

Ok guys and girls... need some help? I'm taking the wife to Vegas for the first time and need some help on some ideas for attractions, food etc....

 

[Aaron Carrara]

Last time I was there I stayed at Caesar's Palace and it was awesome.  If it is your first time you will be amazed....  No, BLOWN AWAY.  It's not a usual travel destination for me but it is definitely fun.  Walk around, catch a show, gamble, eat well and go to bed late!  

Who are you going with?  That makes all the difference with what you should plan for.

 

[texasdobbs]

Taking the wife...

 

[BudreauReye]

Who are you going with?  That makes all the difference with what you should plan for.

Aaron ... he's taking the wife.  With regards to your statement,  "That makes all the difference with what you should plan for."  Maybe you think he is taking his Mother?  Perhaps we should not talk any more about who he is taking.  Let's not cause any trouble for the poor guy.  He says he is taking his wife.  Let's leave it at that. Sheesh! 

 

[texasdobbs]

Lol... Let clarify. ... I'm going with my hot wife... so the fornication department is taken care of...

 

[BudreauReye]

I'm not so sure that helps Aaron any!  Has he seen your wife?  Aaron!  Aaron!  You should oughta be ashamed!  Me?  I'm just an olden troublemaker farte.  Stayin at home on a Friday night  watchin 24, which I don't even care for!  It just makes me want to go take a nap!  All those people running around expending adrenalin, not sleeping.  Spys and such, they need scheduled nap times, don't you think?  They should work it into their contracts! 

 

[Aaron Carrara]

I'm not so sure that helps Aaron any!  Has he seen your wife?  Aaron!  Aaron!  You should oughta be ashamed!  Me?  I'm just an olden troublemaker farte.  Stayin at home on a Friday night  watchin 24, which I don't even care for!  It just makes me want to go take a nap!  All those people running around expending adrenalin, not sleeping.  Spys and such, they need scheduled nap times, don't you think?  They should work it into their contracts! 

Ok ok....  So I overlooked Dobbs' reference to his wife in the original post (apologies to Dobbs).  Have fun out there buddy and throw a li'l Tabasco in every meal you eat in Sin City in honor of budreaureye.  And since you are going with the wife, take tons of cash. The shopping is outrageous.... 

 

[BudreauReye]

I prefer habanero sauce.  Aaron, can we get tildes, and accented letters and upside down question marks and exclamation points?  That would make things so much more fun.  Besides who doesn't want to insult their forum mates in Cyrillic?  It's very fashionable these days.  

Didi you hear about how the steel workers schmackdaddied upside the heads of the Russian sympathizers in that eastern Ukraine city?  The Rooskie thugs kinda disappeared.  They did not want nothing to do with the Ironworkers Union!  I think they said, "Hey!  Youse Rooskie guys!  Come on over to Odessa!  We gots some dock workers who wants to palaver wit youse guys!"  You guys might not think it's funny, but being a New Yorker, my wife thought it was hilarious! 

Ya see, Aaron, how can we make insults in Cryillic and Spanish without tildes and such?  I think that this a very important issue of the day!

 

[texasdobbs]

It's all good Aaron. ..