beevomav
V.I.P.
- Joined
- Jul 12, 2011
- Messages
- 2,956
This post was inspired by this headline in the Observer.....Lewisville City Council Effectively Bans Redneck Heaven's "Anything But Clothes" Day
Lewisville the city, not affiliated with Bevo Lewis or HornSports.Com, is actually against these lovelies.
"Body paint is not clothes." was their justification for stopping this special day. Point of order Lewisville. What if the paint is edible? What if, say, it was orange vodka flavored body paint.
Communist . What's next, the banning of edible underwear?
A proclamation is in order. So today I am making the call. Today, Red Neck Heaven, is named our first Breastaurant.
A special shout to Catherine *********, who reported the girls wearing body paint. BMB rumors are everywhere that Cathy has no breasts, never gets laid and hates Breastaurants.
Worse of all is her insistence that 'Red Lobster' is the best non breastaurant in the whole world.
I did a personal survey of 4-5 friends and to a man, and one woman, they all said, "what a bitch."
Meanwhile, we reviewed a portion of the menu.
On our first visit, we had boneless wings. They were succulent, all natural breast meat. Our breast meat felt wonderful to the touch. Our waitress told us the reason they felt so good to the touch, is because the are real with nothing enhanced or injected.
We never did get around to eating them but we did notice some of our fellow diners took theirs to the rest room, and emerged smoking a cigarette.
Truth is they were so much fun to play with, we could find no one who eats their natural, floppy breasts. Although we again noticed several sucking on their basket of breasts.
Nearing the end, we just have a few things to add.
Playing with breasty food is fun and my next review, I promise to actually eat the food.
!!!!! The End Bitches !!!!
