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  1. Etex Horn

    ****Texas vs Oklahoma Official Baseball Thread Saturday 4/8/2017****

    This is off topic, I apologize. There's a commercial on the LHN where these people are sitting around a campfire singing "The Eyes of Texas" while a man with silver hair plays his guitar to the tune. At the end the Texas Cowboys fire off the cannon. Can anybody tell me, who is the older guy...
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    *****Texas at Kansas Weekend Baseball Thread****

    My father fought in WWII and attended UT on the GI Bill. Went on to get his JD from the UT Law School. He was EXTREMELY orange blooded. He used to say "If the University of Texas competes against another school in tiddlywinks, I damn well expect them to win!!" I suspect Bear may have a similar...
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    Texas Adds Grad Transfer TE Kendall Moore

    Can he coach the men's basketball team?
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    *****Texas at Kansas Weekend Baseball Thread****

    June Cleaver, upon realizing she has developed a yeast infection, says to her husband: "Ward...I'm worried about the Beaver!"
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    ****Texas vs Kansas St Official Sweep Sunday Game Thread 3/26****

    First Big 12 series sweep by Texas since 2015...great job, Texas Longhorns!!  
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    El Mahico's thoughts on TEXAS/Herman

    Texas Football 2012: Paden Kelley Quits - Burnt Orange Nation I couldn't remember what happened to him; you made me look it up. He came out of Lake Travis at 6'6" 265. First Team All State as a Jr. and Sr. That sounds great; maybe that's why McWhorter was gushing.
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    This place is dead

    Ike Clanton: "How about I just wring your scrawny neck!"
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    ESPN: Texas has a 255-pound plan to replace D'Onta Foreman

    Making cuts carrying that much weight has got to put a lot of stress on his knees. Here's hoping from this point forward he can stay healthy!
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    Austin Eats: an attempt to revive the board

    For a Mexican style breakfast, migas and huevos rancheros, the best place for decades was Cisco's on East 6th Street. I haven't eaten there since the early 90s...I'd like to think it's still just as good.
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    Break Out Years

    Erick Fowler and The Shark on defense. I expected big things out of both when they first came to Texas and I still do.
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    This place is dead

    Shaggytexas - A message board based around University of ... I'm not a member there; I can't describe the place.
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    Hope we can hit him like this!

    What Mayfield needs is to be "Bomared"
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    ****Texas Baseball @ Stanford Weekend Game Thread*****

    The woman slapping Dr. McCoy is Julie Newmar a/k/a the original Catwoman. She was pretty hot back in her day! 
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    Junior Day Update Thread

    Thanks, Daniel, for all the great reportage you provided all weekend.
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    Baylor women’s basketball coach says knock them in the head if they won't send their daughter

    I can't imagine the Baylor Administration...the currrent "powers that be"...are too pleased and happy about her comments. In light of all that has occurred there? Encourage people to hit other people in the face? Really? Mulkey has had a long run of success at Baylor; I'm sure she's paid a...
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    Baker Mayfield continuing tradition for Sooners. POS

    You mean so Humphrey could do to him what he did to Rob Peters in the Tech game back in 1999? There's an old football saying of "driving a player into the turf" but I would say that's exactly what Humphrey did to Peters that night in a 58-7 win for the Horns.  It was a payback game as Tech had...
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    Oh Aggy, Part Deux

    Just like the aggies to talk shit...then end up eating it! Seriously, is there anybody that does that more than them? 
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    Personal Announcement: Please Read

    Congratulations and best of luck to you in moving forward!
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    Oh Aggy, Part Deux

    Of this there can be no doubt: aggies are obsessed with constantly inventing new ways and means by which they can claim what amounts to "faux" superiority.  They just don't get it and they never will. 
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