J.B. TexasEx
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Fake army and Collie Station?Aggy's primary recruiting tool is he SEC. Outside of this, what else do they have to sell that is better than UT?
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SignUp Now!Fake army and Collie Station?Aggy's primary recruiting tool is he SEC. Outside of this, what else do they have to sell that is better than UT?
I read where aggy wants their Collieville school population to rise to 80,000. 80,000 goobers in one spot - can you believe it?Fake army and Collie Station?
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Don't forget the ice cream men!Fake army and Collie Station?
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Play the game.
Have you seen the movie Idiocracy....thats what I think of, specifically the opening family tree chart, when I read the quoted statement above.I read where aggy wants their Collieville school population to rise to 80,000. 80,000 goobers in one spot - can you believe it?
I, also, heard they have 66,000 there today.

I read where aggy wants their Collieville school population to rise to 80,000. 80,000 goobers in one spot - can you believe it?
I, also, heard they have 66,000 there today.
Now consider the ramifications of this. This monstrous amount of aggy nerdity will be released on a unsuspecting populace, year after year, That means a humongous demand for aggy swag, in the stores, will most definitely increase their profitability. Not to mention what it will do for that pitiful little township.
I guess aggy figures if they can't beat us on a level field they will overwhelm us with numbers. This would be another avenue to gain relevance in the state - or not.
When I graduated from UT the enrollment was 25,000 and there was no where to park then. Honestly, I don't know where the kids park today. Imagine what UT would be like with 80,000 kids.
Would not surprise me at all.Does anyone, besides me, find it interesting how Herman wants to play aggy so much?
I've considered his motivation for this and have decided that Herman has a huge ego and more than a little touch of arrogance. I really like this, by-the-way. Royal was exactly the same way. Mack was just the opposite - at least publicly. "They scared me to death".
I'm guessing he considers aggy his biggest in state competitor, when it comes to recruiting, and he thinks he can whip their butts most of the time - if not all of the time. Thus eliminating them as a threat.
Thoughts?
The more I think about it the more brilliant a move I think it is. Aggy has never been able to beat UT on a level table, so ramping up its population to being the largest state university in Texas has its merits.SHA, I agree with your take on the Aggie game. In my estimation, they aren't really worthy competition. Just my opinion.
It is also my opinion, that increasing students while decreasing staff, and neglecting infrastructure and salaries is a recipe for mediocrity.
80,000 new alumni every year's assuming that all enrollees graduate, aggy's graduation rate is about 50% so that would be 40,000 new alumni every year. If they're looking to expand enrollment they're going to have to loosen up their admission requirements which could drop the rate to SEC levels. The SEC graduation rate average is about 48.5% but that's with Vandy at 87% and while they are an SEC school they're just a little more selective than the rest so let's leave them out. The rest of the conference has an average graduation rate of 45.5% which, if we apply that to gaggy, would give them about 36,430 a year, still waaaay too many aggy idiots running around but it's better than 80k.The more I think about it the more brilliant a move I think it is. Aggy has never been able to beat UT on a level table, so ramping up its population to being the largest state university in Texas has its merits.
80,000 grads every year creates a monstrous alumni base. A base that produces children growing up in an aggy atmosphere. Which in turn produces huge truckloads of potential recruits with a lifetime of aggy indoctrination. That's not good for UT.
Sure, the growth of the cult will reduce aggy to a paper mill but, hell, that is what Perry wanted for UT.
I know, right? WTF is there to do in rural, backwoods Starkville but study?Miss St at 30% Good Lawd
No... but I did take a look at SECRANT a couple of days ago and saw him still arguing with aggy about the 12th man, I must've channeled him. I kinda feel like I need to go take a shower now...Parot, did you have lunch recently with Randolph Duke? lol
Make/drink/sell moonshineI know, right? WTF is there to do in rural, backwoods Starkville but study?
MS aggy
4 schools in the 30's.Miss St at 30% Good Lawd