With the recent SFLG News

[joeywa]

With the recent revelation that SFLG is having Randolph Duke's kid, I'd like to get some help for SFLG.

Please contribute things that she'll need to carry in the little rascal's diaper bag.   

I'll start:

A copy of Steve Patterson's resume, (for the child's educational training.) 

Memory stick with financial comparisons of Dodd's tenure vs Patterson's, (something for the little tyke to watch on the laptop in moments of boredom)

Fodder's Guide to Mexico City and Bejing points of interest, (for the trips to the Horns games there.)

Couple of Longhorn onesies

Pair of Longhorn socks

Pacifier that has been in the BBQ pit so as to give it a nice, soothing smokey flavor.

Turtle rattle

BBQ Bible

Pac12 Media Guide

ViewMaster with San Fran slides

Book of best Napa Wineries in Full Color. 

 

[Topstarr]

With the recent revelation that SFLG is having Randolph Duke's kid, I'd like to get some help for SFLG.

Please contribute things that she'll need to carry in the little rascal's diaper bag.   

I'll start:

A copy of Steve Patterson's resume, (for the child's educational training.) 

Memory stick with financial comparisons of Dodd's tenure vs Patterson's, (something for the little tyke to watch on the laptop in moments of boredom)

Fodder's Guide to Mexico City and Bejing points of interest, (for the trips to the Horns games there.)

Couple of Longhorn onesies

Pair of Longhorn socks

Pacifier that has been in the BBQ pit so as to give it a nice, soothing smokey flavor.

Turtle rattle

BBQ Bible

Pac12 Media Guide

ViewMaster with San Fran slides

Book of best Napa Wineries in Full Color. 

Joeywa: I hope i can find something that I can get into the little rascal's diaper bag if any room is left......yes a Texas football, Texas baseball and Texas basketball with net

 

[joeywa]

Joeywa: I hope i can find something that I can get into the little rascal's diaper bag if any room is left......yes a Texas football, Texas baseball and Texas basketball with net

From what I hear, SFLG has a big azz tote bag, so I think it's pretty much bottomless.  Let's fill it on up with things.  Good call on the Texas athletic gear. 

 

[Juan]

A name

 

[streettopeschel]

A name

if it's a boy, Winston.

 

[joeywa]

A name

I've heard Randy Jr or Raphael-Ninja Turtle Duke.  Word coming from both camps is that they are quite conflicted on this one. 

 

[streettopeschel]

Ok guys. that's enough. focus on content and not personality or i'll lock this thread because i can.

regards, faux hornsport mod

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[joeywa]

if it's a boy, Winston.

For Jamies.  I would have not thought that this name would have gained so much steam lately, but apparently he has his supporters. 

 

[SFlonghorngirl]

I have to check with dearest Randolph, but Joe/Joey looks promising. Easy name to spell.

 

[Matt Cotcher]

Kid is gonna need a slide rule. Doubles as a learning toy & teaches him to count 100's of millions.

 

[Agmaniacmike]

Wait, did Monarch finally dig the hole too deep and get banned?

 

[joeywa]

Kid is gonna need a slide rule. Doubles as a learning toy & teaches him to count 100's of millions.

Prob want to get plastic, so as when he's chewing on it, it won't splinter. 

 

[joeywa]

I have to check with dearest Randolph, but Joe/Joey looks promising. Easy name to spell.

I think he'd like that.  So would Slim. 

 

[streettopeschel]

Wait, did Monarch finally dig the hole too deep and get banned?

who?

 

[armadillo slim]

are we just going to take on faith that this really Duke's kid?

i think we're gonna need to see some pics to verify.

of the conception, not the kid.

 

[Aaron Carrara]

There needs to be an "Aggie incognito kit" in the diaper bag.  That's for the health, safety and protection of the sfgirl/duke family.  If you think I'm kidding, well.....

 

[joeywa]

are we just going to take on faith that this really Duke's kid?

i think we're gonna need to see some pics to verify.

of the conception, not the kid.

I've met Duke, and while SFLG is a verified smoke show, the last thing I want to see Duke in action.  Sorry.  :blink:

 

[Juan]

The name Bevo has already been taken

 

[HornEsch]

Lol, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.