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#1 J.B. TexasEx

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:48 AM

Let's get this thread started with a sneak peak at a storied CFB program's new gear -

the University of Michigan

 

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Did they borrow those shoes from Ronald McDonald???  Hang your heads in shame, adidas.


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:53 AM

Adidas and Under Armour make the worst alternate uniforms.  Spend more money hiring designers.  


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:54 AM

The Buccaneers' uniform numbers really do glow in the dark!  Is that a good thing?  

Halloween every night.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:57 AM

Perhaps it's in case of a power outage?


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:58 AM

Umm...yeah...about those "masterful" Navy rip-off helmets a few of y'all are enamored with.  Does UT really wanna look like a wannabe program such as Old Dominion?  I think not.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 09:07 AM

Northern Illinois University's "Children of the Corn" jerseys

 

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From the Huskies' announcement:

In addition to recognizing the region's agricultural roots, the special Corn Fest jerseys worn by the Huskies during the season opener will be auctioned online to benefit worthy, local causes.

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 09:26 AM

And if you thought adidas couldn't do any worse, check out Nebraska's "Red Rising" alternate uniform.  How traditional

 

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HC, Bo Pelini himself modeled the new uniform for his players.  Their reaction is priceless *crickets*.  Finally, some ass-kissing walk-on bailed him out with polite clapping.

 

 


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 11:27 AM

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:30 PM

The new Utah Utes uniforms have mountains on the sleeves.  Don't ask me why

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:36 PM

The Miami Hurricanes introduced new Nike uniforms this year too.  I don't understand Nike's fascination with grey, but they're putting a lot of teams in that color.  Nike calls orange "Juice" and green "Surge" for The U.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:42 PM

Let's not forget our Big 12 mates from the South Plains.  Tech has a new look from Under Armour this year.  Why doesn't it include a red jersey, Red Raiders?

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:49 PM

Our old SWC rivals, Arkansas, got a nice upgrade from Nike this year.  Font is different, but not too crazy.  I like the white helmets.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 01:53 PM

I can't stop without mentioning our bitter Red River rivals from Oklahoma.  They got new Nike-fied "Bring the Wood" gear.  Meh...dumbass slogan and those helmets are a joke.  But, they'll look good on the hated Sooners.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:15 PM

I like the Miami uniforms. My favorite Florida team.
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Posted 09 August 2014 - 02:21 PM

I like the Miami uniforms. My favorite Florida team.

Shame on you, SFlonghorngirl.  You're obviously too young to remember the felonious beat-down The U put on our beloved Horns in the '91 Cotton Bowl. ;)

It still pisses me off when I think about it...

 

But, since you brought it up, I like both Florida's and FSU's uniforms better than Thug U...er...The U.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 04:30 PM

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oh well.... their player's are very happy!  and that's all that REALLY matters...


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Posted 09 August 2014 - 06:18 PM

The prestigious Air Force Academy's team uniforms are the same, but they've got newfangled helmets.  A little too "hip" for AFA, but they're not awful.  Those new chrome facemasks look gaudy on every team, IMO.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:53 PM

The prestigious Air Force Academy's team uniforms are the same, but they've got newfangled helmets.  A little too "hip" for AFA, but they're not awful.  Those new chrome facemasks look gaudy on every team, IMO.

 

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I wonder if Army will have an alternate uniform this year.  I like the camo uniforms.  Very fitting for their school.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 08:59 PM

IMHO, Army and our military academies are the only teams worthy of wearing camouflage gear.  Having said that, my absolute favorite academy uniform was AFA's "Thunderbird" motif.  The helmets are just beautiful and replicate the fighter jets nicely.

 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 09:03 PM

AF has a bad ass fight song too!!


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