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Embrey

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I am glad you whiny Whorns got to talk to me.  While Baker has been reading your little posts he has also come up with the game plan.  I am going to tell Lincoln what it is so he can teach it to the rest of my team.  So, reluctantly, I am going to let Embrey get back to his super important opinions that you guys apparently cannot live without.

As for that DBut kid, I saw where he needed 4 tickets for this weekend's ass kicking.  DBut, I have 4 tix at the 'Will Call' window with your name on them.  They come with a condition.  You show up to the window wearing all crimson, you have no change of clothes and you sit in the winner's section (the red one of course) and conduct yourself like a proper Sooner - with dignity and class.  Larry Culpepper is going to keep an eye on you.  If you stray from these conditions you will be banished from the stadium and you can go back to being a sip.

And remember this losers, my Dad would have paid for my school at Texas and you wouldn't have had to do all this losing and coach firing etc.. For a bunch of genii you Shorthorns sure are ignorant.

BAKER OUT

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17 minutes ago, Embrey said:

I am glad you whiny Whorns got to talk to me.  While Baker has been reading your little posts he has also come up with the game plan.  I am going to tell Lincoln what it is so he can teach it to the rest of my team.  So, reluctantly, I am going to let Embrey get back to his super important opinions that you guys apparently cannot live without.

As for that DBut kid, I saw where he needed 4 tickets for this weekend's ass kicking.  DBut, I have 4 tix at the 'Will Call' window with your name on them.  They come with a condition.  You show up to the window wearing all crimson, you have no change of clothes and you sit in the winner's section (the red one of course) and conduct yourself like a proper Sooner - with dignity and class.  Larry Culpepper is going to keep an eye on you.  If you stray from these conditions you will be banished from the stadium and you can go back to being a sip.

And remember this losers, my Dad would have paid for my school at Texas and you wouldn't have had to do all this losing and coach firing etc.. For a bunch of genii you Shorthorns sure are ignorant.

BAKER OUT

LOL!  This thread is gold!!!  As for the tix, well, now I only need (2).  And F**K Crimson! It's makes my booty itch! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If I don't manage to obtain any tix I'm more than happy to sit on my couch dressed down in burnt orange and wrapped in a burnt orange blanket, having a burnt orange vodka drank, and screaming my head off!!!  HOOK 'EM!!!

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