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  1. Announcing that you're taking a dump as part of your pre-game ritual?? Must be an aggy thing, kinda like the jizz jar
  2. The only thing memorable about Christian Ponder is that he's the lucky SOB who married Samantha Steele
  3. utparothed

    2019 Recruiting Board/Thread

    Now I have this stuck in my head...
  4. The lack of female cheerleaders is the last effective negative attack??? Poooooooor aggy...so sheep, jizz jars, d**k-riding Alabama, decades of mediocrity highlighted by the addition of 2 national championships 85 and 93 years after the fact, dead dog field, the corp, etc.. are positives?
  5. Beat the corndogs? Guess they're giving the bishop a break...
  6. Bragging about best losses...only aggy. Surprised they didn't find a way to justify a higher ranking because of Bama's wins.
  7. utparothed

    2019 Recruiting Board/Thread

    Maybe it's not drama...could be his way of saying that he's sick of aggy stalking him
  8. utparothed

    2019 Recruiting Board/Thread

    Before or after decommit season?
  9. utparothed

    Texas OC Tim Beck to Miss Saturday's Game

    Hit the nail on the head! I had a long talk about with a friend who's working on his MBA in Healthcare and is writing a paper on the rising cost of healthcare and the role insurance plays and wanted my input since I used to work with the crooks. I sent him one article that proves your point and explains a huge part of the problem. David Wichman, CEO of UnitedHealth Group, took home $83.2M in total compensation last year, they didn't pay him that for putting the patient's best interest first, they paid him for putting the bottom line first and he did a damn good job. Health insurance CEOs earned $342.6M in 2017
  10. utparothed

    Texas OC Tim Beck to Miss Saturday's Game

    As someone who used to work on the business side of healthcare I can tell you that you'd be shocked/disgusted at what insurance companies can eff up when it comes to medical care decisions.
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    2019 Recruiting Board/Thread

    Anyone have a guess as to when we'll see the next "Commitment Spotlight" thread?? With the silent commits, a pretty good recruiting weekend and a possible flip there's gotta be one on the way...right?
  12. utparothed

    Urban Meyer Interview

    Urban being Urban... Urban Meyer told NFL scout of Aaron Hernandez: 'Don't f---ing touch that guy' Here's his side of the story from the book that Ian O’Connor is writing about Bill Belichick... Lied to beat the system, taught others to beat the system and they knew he was, at the very least, smoking marijuana but they just couldn't catch him... This is from a 2013 Rolling Stone article on Hernandez and his treatment at UF under Urban... Looks to me like they caught him...someone must've hidden the results from Urban because there's no way he'd let Hernandez play if he knew that he'd failed. Right?? Normally I'd read this and think that the truth about Urban lies somewhere between the two stories but, to quote a very wise man, "Meyer is fraudulent, lying, sack of sh*t" and I think the article proves it (not that any real proof was needed). The guy should've lost his job at Florida and should lose it at Ohio State but $$ talks and he's already served his 3 game suspension so he'll walk away from this as clean as he did all the other allegations. Good thing for him that his players never traded memorabilia for tattoos...he be in some real trouble then!!
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    Some opinions and some info

    Did you get a sense of their expectations beyond Tulsa? We've got a very tough 4 weeks after Tulsa with USC, TCU, K-State and OU and if there's no improvement from last week I can easily see us going 1-3.
  14. Coach Herman, I asked my 12-year old how you win a game, he said score more points than the other team. I'll bring him to the next team meeting to explain it to the players.